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Battleship Pigtempkin

Disney Exec: But there are so many songs to secure the rights for…
Internet: YOU ARE MADE OF MONEY! SPENDING A LITTLE WON'T KILL YOU!

*Robin, shaking, peeks his head out of the baby carriage*

Pepe the Prawn could be Andre Tartar-sause-sky.

Re: the parenthetical to #2. Is that so?

It's part of an Andy Kaufman-esque performance piece. Let's just see how it plays out.

Yeah, that seems like justice.

No! Not loving families! I can't even bear to think about that!

I don't think Angus Young cares who you shag.

"Wow, the first openly Greg person on television."

I posted the spoiler warning! What more do you want?!

SPOILERS for Woodsworthy Manor; Series 3, Episode 4:

"I'll go as high as six cartons of cigarettes and a jug of toilet wine!"

Please? Just once? Be cool. Ted. Be cool. Please. Just once.

Wow, Donna, that third Stray Observation is worthy of Tobias Fünke.

"A-bed gets it."

What about Supergirl?

That would have been a great adaptation.

How weird is it that Superman is more of a loner than Batman?

Which he will open DURING THE QUIET PART OF THE MOVIE.