Ribbit, Waltz would have made a much better Muppet Hunter.

Waldorf: How do they reward the guards for doing a good job?
Statler: They give them a swa-sticker!
Both: Doh ho ho ho ho ho!

Look at all of us, crying like a bunch of school girls on the last day of camp.

Reach out and tch someone

You probably know "tching," even if you don't know it by name. It's that clicking sound you make with your tongue against your teeth when you disapprove of something or are pondering something.

Thanks.

She's so on fire this season, she might as well be walking on the sun.

Nahnatchka Khan: Why are you doing this to my show?

Now that would be an interesting Les Mis adaptation.

Um… Road to the Oscars?

I can't help but picture that scenario as the movie theater scene from Cape Fear, with Tarantino in place of DeNiro.

Well it wouldn't be the Oscars if there weren't at least one incredibly wrong-headed pick.

*clears throat*

At your awards show, is muthafucking ruckus provided, or does one have to bring the muthafucking ruckus?

I get that Salò has meaning; I know full well what it's about. I appreciate what Passolini was doing, and it's awful to think he was probably murdered because of that film.

JGL in the new TV series "Day Job."

I don't know, I found the shit-eating scene in Salò far more disgusting than any of the violence in Sin City.

Frank Miller: showcasing the "ass" in "assassin."

*chuckles* Oh, man, when he's right, he's right.

Now we're gonna be here all day, drawing diagrams with straws.