(AV Club puts on Q Lazzarus' "Wild Horses")

"Alright, Gumshoes, you got your clues from Lee Ving and Joaquin Slowly, so tell us: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

"Alright, Gumshoes, you got your clues from Lee Ving and Joaquin Slowly, so tell us: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

"Status Report: You are boned. I can download some lubricant for you, if that would make you feel better."

"Status Report: You are boned. I can download some lubricant for you, if that would make you feel better."

Jet Jaguar: I wish I could stay and fight, but Gamera, friend to all children, needs my help!

Jet Jaguar: I wish I could stay and fight, but Gamera, friend to all children, needs my help!

YOU THINK IS FUNNY, QUEARH?! I'M NAHT LAUGHIN'! YOU WON'T BE LAUGHIN' WHEN I RIP APAHT YA ASSHOLE!

YOU THINK IS FUNNY, QUEARH?! I'M NAHT LAUGHIN'! YOU WON'T BE LAUGHIN' WHEN I RIP APAHT YA ASSHOLE!

"Marshmallow World" is a great argument for the value of pop music. It's sugary, light, catchy, fun, sunny, happy. Great song.

"Marshmallow World" is a great argument for the value of pop music. It's sugary, light, catchy, fun, sunny, happy. Great song.

Trent: It's a fuller sound.
Daria: You're listening to the radio.
Trent: Huh… I was wondering why Frank Zappa was selling fish sticks.

Trent: It's a fuller sound.
Daria: You're listening to the radio.
Trent: Huh… I was wondering why Frank Zappa was selling fish sticks.

I can believe it, I just don't like it.

I can believe it, I just don't like it.

Episodes: The "Her?" or TV shows.

Episodes: The "Her?" or TV shows.

ganondorf: Truth be told, I haven't seen all that many Ridley Scott movies. Just Alien and Blade Runner.

ganondorf: Truth be told, I haven't seen all that many Ridley Scott movies. Just Alien and Blade Runner.

They've got their fingers in all kinds of vagina jokes.