They've got their fingers in all kinds of vagina jokes.

Who gets what act?

Who gets what act?

Not sure if this counts, since I wasn't in a bar at the time, but I once convinced a girl in college that the ancient Chinese had invented the concept of roommates as a form of mental torture for their political prisoners. They would take their prisoner and put them in a cell with the most obnoxious person they could…

Not sure if this counts, since I wasn't in a bar at the time, but I once convinced a girl in college that the ancient Chinese had invented the concept of roommates as a form of mental torture for their political prisoners. They would take their prisoner and put them in a cell with the most obnoxious person they could…

Why is there a picture of Saddam Hussein at the top of this article?

Why is there a picture of Saddam Hussein at the top of this article?

All glory to the Hypnotoad.

All glory to the Hypnotoad.

Taglines I fully expect to see:

Taglines I fully expect to see:

"I am sick of these motherfucking pigs on this motherfucking two-dimensional plane!"

"I am sick of these motherfucking pigs on this motherfucking two-dimensional plane!"

The pigs have a marmoset they use to intimidate the little blue bird.

The pigs have a marmoset they use to intimidate the little blue bird.

I will cut off your head and grape you in the eye-socket.

I will cut off your head and grape you in the eye-socket.

Harvey Birdman is their attorney, when they realize they can sue the pigs for custody instead of sending their friends on a series of suicide missions.

Harvey Birdman is their attorney, when they realize they can sue the pigs for custody instead of sending their friends on a series of suicide missions.

You mean the Ghost of Quality Past?