My mother (a couple years younger than Sally) told me about her father's car that didn't have a floor, and no one wore a seatbelt back then, so the kids would brace their feet against the seat in front of them so as not to fall down through the fucking murder hole and die a horrible death. I remember we were sitting…

I feel like the handle "Vermonter" is redundant here.

FEEL THE RHYME

As I understand it, the reason Twilight is set in Forks is that it's one of the rainiest places in the country, and as Stephenie Meyer's vampires sparkle in the sun, they choose to live where there's lots of cloud cover, to avoid detection. Although your photos do not belie this premise, I've always wondered about the…

Wikipedia says Dustin Hoffman fell asleep at the premiere, which made me laugh for some reason… I mean, I would need more information to know what to make of that. Maybe he was very tired. Movie theaters are dark. It's not necessarily a statement like the various people who are supposed to have walked out or otherwise…

Nicolas Cage DID piss on me when I was on fire in his front yard, so there.

You know, I hadn't really thought about it in those terms, but the A.V. Club of all sites really doesn't have a leg to stand on when it comes to semi-functioning search engines.

The Entire World and All of Human History, directed by Alan Smithee

The only thing I would add to this is that it's mostly made up of "look at me owning this loser" scenes for the various characters. The park-bench scene, the scene with the Harvard asshole, the NSA scene, the "maybe I'll knock on the door and you won't be there" scene. To say nothing of "here we are beating up some…

What black magic is this?

I really don't get how period movies became his thing. He always sticks out like a sore thumb to me, especially once he opens his mouth. We should be grateful he wasn't in Lincoln.

He comes off as such a creepy fucker in his views on race, exactly like someone's paranoid idea of what the clinically detached, glasses-wearing intellectuals are thinking when they look at you. The Juror #4 of presidents.

Underboob is eternal.

Yeah, I completely get how someone can be stubbornly anti-authoritarian and at the same time sort of obsessed with propriety and the way things should be done, and it's actually nice when a character combines those qualities. (I would've been a way happier teenager if I'd been capable of Foyle's articulate detachment…

I think the show tries to have it a lot of different ways with Foyle's character, giving him pretty much any trait the individual story requires; he's supposed to be the typical "loose cannon" hero in the sense that all the higher-ups always hate him, and in the early episodes they had him dissatisfied with his job…

Best episode by a country mile is "Broken Souls." The kid in that one is great. And it has Posca from Rome. When his voice broke on the line about being "down there… in the gutter… where all Jews belong," it almost killed me.

THE FCC IS NOT GONNA GET THAT GIRL TODAY, NO, BECAUSE I'M GONNA GET HER! MY CLIENT, MILEY CYRUS, SHOULD GO RIGHT TO FUCKING JAIL, THE TONGUE-OF-A-DEMON IS GUILTY!

*hangs head*

11. "I teach Sunday school, motherfucker," Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

"Fuckin' 'ell!" — Father Ted