Monty Python never got to grace the world with too many F-bombs, but Cleese's serene, out-of-the-blue delivery of "I don't care how fucking runny it is" in the live version of the cheese shop sketch is another demonstration of how holding back makes it funnier when it's finally deployed.

Speaking of Kurt Vonnegut: Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?

"Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!"
"Eric, did you just say the F-word?"
"…'Jew'?"

Oh, in A Fish Called Wanda it's got to be "YOU are the VUL-garian, you FUCK!"

Fuck the tournament?

He loves each of his bells.

I remember the book depository where they crowned the king of Cuba.

Please, it's a total TARDIS. It's even got the light on top and it's exactly the right shade of blue.

"I am driving nice!"

Well, there certainly still seem to be a lot of people whose Googling skills are underdeveloped to the point where they'll ask basic, look-up-able questions on YouTube or forums or article comment threads and then wait around for an answer like their Internet tubes only run to this one site. They might all be seventy,…

In addition to sucking on a literary level for reasons already mentioned, they are totally and heedlessly full of shit on an impressive variety of subjects and contribute to the culture of lazy, sensational, conspiracy-minded, "I read this book and it blew my mind so I'm never reading another book again" willful…

Guys, Mr. Rosso is really good at the guitar!

My brain hurts.

- When Benson's response to being called disgusting was to plaster on that fake smile, my chest exploded

I liked how a few shots later Bob Benson materialized on the stairs right where Pete had fallen, like a fucking genie.

Is this because I'm a lesbian?

You would say that, you mustachioed foreigner! *punches you*

"What can you do? Medicine's not a science."

People who use those "DH," "DC," "SAHM" abbreviations are the worst. THE WORST.

ITunes has all of the Secret Policeman's Balls, $4.99 apiece. Pleasure At her Majesty's, the film of the making of the first one (source of the courtroom sketch I posted somewhere upthread) has some lovely behind-the-scenes stuff. There's also a 2004 BBC show looking back at it (you can watch that on YouTube — in…