I liked that episode because one of the few concrete lessons I took away from health/sex-ed-type classes at that age was that any of the boys around me might get an erection at any time, probably while standing in front of the whole class giving the kind of book report we never actually did at my school, and that…

Jeez man, lighten up. You got your period or something?

Jeez man, lighten up. You got your period or something?

The sad thing is that I can think of more instances of about half of these. I'm surprised it didn't contain "Noel Coward-esque wit," which he made two different actors say on The West Wing and, of course, sounded painfully unnatural coming from both of them because of how no human being would ever use that phrase in a…

The sad thing is that I can think of more instances of about half of these. I'm surprised it didn't contain "Noel Coward-esque wit," which he made two different actors say on The West Wing and, of course, sounded painfully unnatural coming from both of them because of how no human being would ever use that phrase in a…

NASA is currently petitioning for funding to send a rover to look for borscht on Mars.

NASA is currently petitioning for funding to send a rover to look for borscht on Mars.

According to my AP calculus teacher, it's fractions.

According to my AP calculus teacher, it's fractions.

Unimprovable comment.

Unimprovable comment.

I can't imagine Hitchcock wanting to get involved.

I can't imagine Hitchcock wanting to get involved.

Bah!

Bah!

Where were you when they cast the prince in Blackadder the Third?

Where were you when they cast the prince in Blackadder the Third?

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST be in something I want to see.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST be in something I want to see.

Out of all the things they could apologize for, they pick something they got right.