Out of all the things they could apologize for, they pick something they got right.

When he rips the fake moustache off? Glorious.

When he rips the fake moustache off? Glorious.

My aunt and uncle have a real estate agency, and last time I saw them, she went on a huge rant about the stainless steel and granite thing. Apparently that's everyone's dealbreaker now. "And you know, these girls don't even cook!"

My aunt and uncle have a real estate agency, and last time I saw them, she went on a huge rant about the stainless steel and granite thing. Apparently that's everyone's dealbreaker now. "And you know, these girls don't even cook!"

If I told you the lesson, you wouldn't be learning it. I'd be teaching it.

If I told you the lesson, you wouldn't be learning it. I'd be teaching it.

Five years later:

Five years later:

"This is Charlotte. She's buying the apartment."
"Congratulations. If you blow out the kitchen wall, you can make a very nice breakfast nook." *walks off with head held high*

"This is Charlotte. She's buying the apartment."
"Congratulations. If you blow out the kitchen wall, you can make a very nice breakfast nook." *walks off with head held high*

She's the type of female character that only a male writer would ever write, and then you have to listen to male viewers complain that "if a man tossed a woman's cell phone into a boiling saucepan he'd be an asshole, but I guess when she does it it's supposed to be cute or something."

She's the type of female character that only a male writer would ever write, and then you have to listen to male viewers complain that "if a man tossed a woman's cell phone into a boiling saucepan he'd be an asshole, but I guess when she does it it's supposed to be cute or something."

Likewise: his incredibly serious gravelly-voiced ramble about the potato salad.

Likewise: his incredibly serious gravelly-voiced ramble about the potato salad.

That one guy's Mad Men recaps are very good. The site is really pretty hit-or-miss. I will never get over the annoyance of the West Wing ones just being an endless parade of not getting the jokes and references and then wondering why people thought the show was smart and funny.

That one guy's Mad Men recaps are very good. The site is really pretty hit-or-miss. I will never get over the annoyance of the West Wing ones just being an endless parade of not getting the jokes and references and then wondering why people thought the show was smart and funny.

And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!…

And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!…

I'm sorry, we can only accept this answer written on the vent panels of a John Deere L100 Series Snow Cab with internal non-scratch magnets and double-zippered access hole for control maneuverability.