I'm sorry, we can only accept this answer written on the vent panels of a John Deere L100 Series Snow Cab with internal non-scratch magnets and double-zippered access hole for control maneuverability.

I'm partial to "11 Minutes of Rory Punching Hitler":

I'm partial to "11 Minutes of Rory Punching Hitler":

"This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened."
"Where have I heard those worrrds before?"

"This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened."
"Where have I heard those worrrds before?"

"So this is the little hipster who wrote the book that started this great meme."

"So this is the little hipster who wrote the book that started this great meme."

Is this the place to complain about that damn ad covering up the drop-down box from the red square? THOSE ARE VITAL COMMUNICATIONS FROM MY ASSOCIATES AT THE AV CLUB.

Is this the place to complain about that damn ad covering up the drop-down box from the red square? THOSE ARE VITAL COMMUNICATIONS FROM MY ASSOCIATES AT THE AV CLUB.

"We came as soon as we felt like it."

"We came as soon as we felt like it."

I know Bartlet's speech about the bombing is looked at as one of the show's great moments, but I mostly hate it, or at least the part Sorkin has Mallory specifically compliment Sam on. "We did not seek, nor did we provoke"; "we did not expect, nor did we invite"… and Sam pipes up, "A little thing called cadence!"…

I know Bartlet's speech about the bombing is looked at as one of the show's great moments, but I mostly hate it, or at least the part Sorkin has Mallory specifically compliment Sam on. "We did not seek, nor did we provoke"; "we did not expect, nor did we invite"… and Sam pipes up, "A little thing called cadence!"…

"Mrs. Landingham, you're not gonna believe this, but I think I'd like a banana."
"…No, I'm afraid not, sir."
"What?"
"Well, you were offered one earlier, sir, and you were snippy."

"Mrs. Landingham, you're not gonna believe this, but I think I'd like a banana."
"…No, I'm afraid not, sir."
"What?"
"Well, you were offered one earlier, sir, and you were snippy."

Okay, you bastard show, consider me successfully faked out. When Lane got up in the middle of the night I thought, "So they weren't just screwing with us all season, there really is going to be a suicide." Then the Jaguar wouldn't start and I'm all, "Ho-ho-ho, very clever, show. Now we can move on." But no, once Lane…

Okay, you bastard show, consider me successfully faked out. When Lane got up in the middle of the night I thought, "So they weren't just screwing with us all season, there really is going to be a suicide." Then the Jaguar wouldn't start and I'm all, "Ho-ho-ho, very clever, show. Now we can move on." But no, once Lane…

The best thing about R+L=J is that it would make Dany his aunt, which is hilarious to me.

The best thing about R+L=J is that it would make Dany his aunt, which is hilarious to me.

Well if he's not real, then what is Silvio Berlusconi up to these days? Answer me that.