Well if he's not real, then what is Silvio Berlusconi up to these days? Answer me that.

I laughed out loud at both Yohn and Tristifer.

I laughed out loud at both Yohn and Tristifer.

@Dikachu:disqus It drives me nuts the way he feels free to kill time between questions like that, and then the round ends with five clues still up on the board. No one cares, Alex, they're there to show off and win money. Move it along.

@Dikachu:disqus It drives me nuts the way he feels free to kill time between questions like that, and then the round ends with five clues still up on the board. No one cares, Alex, they're there to show off and win money. Move it along.

I always think it's really depressing when you read those Chicken Soup for the Soul-type stories that end with, "and after this man walked across six lanes of highway traffic in a blizzard and helped me change my tire, I looked up and he was gone! I just know he was an angel sent to remind me of God's love that snowy…

I always think it's really depressing when you read those Chicken Soup for the Soul-type stories that end with, "and after this man walked across six lanes of highway traffic in a blizzard and helped me change my tire, I looked up and he was gone! I just know he was an angel sent to remind me of God's love that snowy…

"Dying is crimson. Comedy is mauve."
— Synesthesiac Edmund Gwenn

"Dying is crimson. Comedy is mauve."
— Synesthesiac Edmund Gwenn

If comedy albums came from the music section, why is there still a music section? Check and mate.

If comedy albums came from the music section, why is there still a music section? Check and mate.

Running Disney: better or worse job than retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arsehole?

Running Disney: better or worse job than retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arsehole?

Man, I had a vague idea that I knew what this was a reference to, but I was afraid to ask. So, thanks for clearing that up.

Man, I had a vague idea that I knew what this was a reference to, but I was afraid to ask. So, thanks for clearing that up.

Well, it is if there's no way you're going to get said favor because you don't remotely deserve it and if you're the kind of egotistical asshole who'll want to console yourself with a version of events where the real reason you were overlooked is that your boundary-pushing humor and refusal to grovel were too much for…

Well, it is if there's no way you're going to get said favor because you don't remotely deserve it and if you're the kind of egotistical asshole who'll want to console yourself with a version of events where the real reason you were overlooked is that your boundary-pushing humor and refusal to grovel were too much for…

Lilliam Neener, clearly.

Lilliam Neener, clearly.

Nathan Thurm was a great character. He should have done a lot more with Nathan Thurm and a lot less with some other things. Or he could have been a career Kathie Lee Gifford-embarrasser.