The episode of Strangers With Candy where Jerri reclaims her virginity is one of the best ones.

It's a well-documented phenomenon at this point that teenagers who go through abstinence programs or jump on the abstinence bandwagon are more likely to wind up with STDs, whether just because of the lack of actual sex ed in abstinence-only sex-ed curricula, or, more rarely but more hilariously, because they've…

BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS IN THE BOOK.

Yeah, it's definitely in the category of movies you love as a kid but should avoid ever rewatching as an adult.

If you listened closely, some of it practically was its own punchline. "Something something blah blah to ship nonexistent fruit juice to Palermo! Now you can't give money for this sort of thing, it's just daft. I think it is, anyway. I could tell you some more about this fruit juice…" and everybody yelled, "No!"

ALL GONE OFF YOUTUBE. ALL GONE.

I just want the British version on BBC America.

"Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" is a perfect example of what I think is 30 Rock's style: it's this close to being something that could have actually happened.

"O Holy Night" is a gorgeous song. "A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices." And I don't want to hear about any alt-rock band's dark and subversive anti-Christmas lyrics when "We Three Kings" includes the verse

Can we count that Carrie Underwood song "Jesus Take the Wheel"? I believe its harrowing events took place on Christmas Eve.

All right, I finally said the hell with it and looked for this online. Found it full-length on YouTube. Twenty-seven minutes in, I have this to report: Cornmeal 'n' gunpowder 'n' hamhocks 'n' guitar strings.

Here comes the sun. Kill, kill, kill, kill.

*and a THING WHICH TELLS TIME.

Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BDA! Lemming of the BD, Lemming of the BD, BD, BD, AaA!

Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender rides an ostrich-horse thingy. Maybe the ostrich cowboy was a misfit in the sense of being a proud loner on a journey of self-discovery, perennially conflicted over whether he really wants to return to the society that cast him out.

"Subtext" is an anagram of "buttsex." Coincidence?

My mom had to leave the room at the part in The Little Drummer Boy when the lamb gets run over.

I start whistling "Silver and Gold" any time I'm forced to be near a jewelry counter for too long.

My English teacher in twelfth grade was a complete idiot who always wanted us to read aloud in class, presumably because of how much time it killed, and he saw nothing wrong, on any level, with doing this with The Sound and the Fury. It was my turn once when I turned a page and came to a lengthy block of Dilsey's…

Fitzgerald > Faulkner > Hemingway. Because if I can't have sentences of a respectable length, I don't want sentences at all.