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If you're looking to seem like you're cool for loving classic rock, you should live in the South.  Disclaimer: you will have to pretend to like Molly Hatchet and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Did Nirvana really "chase that music off the airwaves?"  Nevermind went #1 in January of 1992.  The rest of the #1 albums that year: Garth Brooks, the Wayne's World Soundtrack, Def Leppard, Kris Kross, Black Crowes, Billy Ray Cyrus, Michael Bolton, Ice Cube, Whitney Houston.

I pictured Carl Reiner for some reason.

4) Mike Tyson bare knuckle boxing a polar bear

Maybe with Beavis & Butthead back on the air they'll bring back the Butt Bowl as counter-programming.

If you ever see an SSN starting with an 8 or 9 it's a fake.

You foresaw a Metallica/Lou Reed compliation not working?  Holy shit, Nostradamus, please share more of your wisdom about the future!

They're a team from Washington, which is the Capital of the U.S., do I need to draw you a diagram?

You realize dinosaurs ruled the Earth for like 200 million years before their mass extinction, right?

Was Punky Brewster the show that also had an episode where a kid hid in an abandoned fridge for hide-and-seek and got stuck? That one really struck to the core of my childhood claustrophobia, and taught me the valuable lesson it was intended to teach me.

I was waiting to see someone mention Signs.  The scene where Mel Gibson walks towards the pantry with a knife in his hand is the only time I've ever yelled in a movie theater.

Yeah, I think the implication here is he's not standing in the corner by his own choice, but rather because of something the witch did to him and god only knows what he looks like right now if he turned around (and 99% of horror movies would do the turn-around for one last cheap scare).

The Ring was so scary that I found myself laughing out of pure nervousness at some of the less-scary scenes, like the horse on the boat and the "it's your son" reveal.

I was actually responding the guy who honestly thought some girl would want to watch Suspiria with him.  Your story about The Gift is legitimately odd.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed Kung Fu Panda (have yet to catch the sequel).  Of all the Dreamworks movies, it was the most effective at capturing the Pixar formula of good storytelling, solid characters and artistic animation that enhances the story rather than distracting from it.

Salma Hayek in Spanish Bombs!

If Russell is his John Wayne, then what does that make Keith David?  His Robert Mitchum?  Awesome.

You mean this girl prefers her entertainment watered-down and accessible rather than abstract and challenging?  I'm shocked.  Do you think there are more people in the world like this?

There's something about the "worlds" in Pixar films that just seem warmer and lived in to me, where Dreamworks always gives everything that glossy coat that seems off-putting.  To me it's like the difference between vinyl and CDs, which sounds douchey as I type it, but it's the most apt (APT!) analogy I can come up…