I love True Lies. Also, Bill Paxton kills it in every scene.

I will give her props here for being the love object of two younger men, given that Hollywood is more fond of pairing an older man with an impossibly hot younger actress.

And so shit movies like this will continue to be made!

Yeah, but you wouldn't be able to see anything this way.

If her eyes aren't larger than her waist then he's not into it.

Weird, because my middle name is Hokkaido Crab.

"Hold on a second, I have a really long, reasonable point to interject."

Is there a "Kirk Cameron Walking Around Washington DC Looking Confused" channel? Because this would be PERFECT for that.

Maybe, but they'll never get the Subway smell out of their clothes.

Just as long as we can have Gerard Depardieu as Lumiere, the talking candlestick.

Meat Loaf (the person)?

Trouble with Tribbles!

Sounds like a forbidden love to me.

It's murder getting in there.

Tears: they're like urine, but for your face!

I'm still trying to recover from the Virgin Suicides soundtrack.

The Royal Ewe.

Totally agree. Last year, New Miserable Experience went through a renaissance on my mp3 player, making me appreciate the brilliance of that song again.

That Laurel Canyon Spunk.

Fool, everyone knows that the histogram is the king of graphs!