Go as a cosplay Cammy from Street Fighter, nobody will see that one coming.

Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!

I wrote in "Playin' with the Boys" by Kenny Loggins and was disappointed. Guess there's always Danger Zone.

Starfox!

He's trying to work on his trapezius muscle.

Well, they would probably accept that as an expression of your god-given right to bear arms.

His great strength arose only after the removal of his foreskin.

But not as much as her sister, Aynus Rand.

Get the man some Beano!

Get back to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, ya tramp!

His gun was digitally replaced by a walkie talkie.

Jigga-whats?

My god, the flashing parts of this video just about threw me into an epileptic fit.

And an appalling dearth of donkey semen.

Sit happens?

Or the upcoming Man. Which man, you ask? Tune in to find out!

Interestingly, prolonged exposure to Gossip Girl has rendered their entire viewing audience color blind so it wouldn't really matter.

Maybe not, but we can't always pick and choose when or where we will be exposed to Gamma radiation.

He's more jawbone than man, now.

Thirty seconds into the article I became incontinent.