"I saddled Scott Baio and all I got was this t-shirt"

I can see that actually, but it would require like triple her body mass.

Double your flavor, double your fun.

She's like a human Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.

I'd hate to see all that money spent on plastic surgery go to waste.

I'm a fan of "Adrenal Lye".

You misspelled "spiciest".

Bacterial, but I guess that would make less sense.

It's the Pippa Middleton of television series.

It's more of a mercy killing at this point. We'll tell the kids that we took it to live on a big farm upstate.

Brownton Abbey?

Anyone ever play Dungeons & Dragons Online? One of the early quests has you defending a guy from waves of attacking sahuagin. When you kill the last large wave he says really loudly "We've finally beaten them off!" which always made me crack up.

I remember the movies (or were they just like a mini-series of some sort?)! I was thinking more of a modern take on it.

The Teddy Ruxpin movie is going to be awesome.

If it bolds, it italicizes.

He should have created an abomination from Kelsey Grammer, M. Night Shyamalan and Doris Day.

My inner 8 year-old self is still hoping for a Dino-Riders movie, if only to finally have justification to say "Kruuuuuuuuulos!" repeatedly.

Don't ever change!

Yeah, if they're going to expose breasts they need to go full-on Total Recall triple boob, none of this half-second nipple flash stuff.

Cultural nadir or cultural zenith?