…less filling?

This year, as a surprise, the coach of whichever team wins the Super Bowl is in for a cooler full of warm donkey semen.

Think about all the money you've saved in buying whey protein powder by using donkey semen as a cheap alternative.

His brawny forearms are the result of years of manual donkey masturbation.

Sharia law and gay marriages for everyone!

If you watch the start of the videos they give credit to the beat source.

Ugh, the replacing their picture with a picture of their child/baby drives me crazy. And the constant anecdotes. "Jayden threw feces all over the kitchen today, adorable!" Ugh.

My parents own an Accord and they have, indeed, given up.

The world of Star Wars of course being another realm controlled by Aslan, voiced by Neeson.

Grits are pretty good, but as it turns out most things covered in salt and butter are.

Good question, maybe that was unnecessarily harsh. I guess it just conjures up the mental image of a college kid writing soulful acoustic guitar songs about how they are misunderstood. To be clear, I enjoy many actual singer-songwriters, but have a distaste for the term itself.

I can't explain it, but even the phrase "singer-songwriter" fills me with derision.

Oh boy, Go Lean Crunch! could beat a Gwyneth Paltrow colon cleanser any day of the week.

I watched Blackthorn at a Saturday matinee a few months back and everyone else there was a shuffling old man. It was a small theater and one guy kept getting up to use the bathroom every 20 minutes, which was distracting.

Wait, does she drink it, bathe in it or use it to power her foul demonic rites?

Then we'll always have Dollhouse, @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus .

Given the wide range and number of global atrocities that have happened and continue to happen you'd think they would try to expand their subject matter a bit. Hey, Armenian genocide.

Hey Patton! I liked you on Dollhouse, even if nobody else did!

I watched United 93 last year when it was on cable and even though it was kind of crappy, I'll be damned if that ham-fisted movie didn't make me tear up a little bit. It's always too soon, but something tells me that is what they are going for.

Bend over.