Guzman won't bring in those sweet, sweet Neil$en$. 

"Nice rack," he says.

I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it.

This reminds me tangentially of a drunken weekend where a bunch of friends and I registered and played Pirates of the Caribbean Online, mercilessly looting and plundering the ships of hapless 10-year olds.

They hope to achieve their goal of every man, woman and child in the United States being infected with leprosy by 2016.

There can be only one! Lightning strikes my bloody sword

They will save money by bringing Community back as Comunidad, the same show but with buxom dancing girls inexplicably appearing around the Greendale campus. And Jeff will be replaced by George Lopez.

You can only get your salad tossed and your eggs scrambled so many times before Frasier loses its luster.

Aww, I've posted and lurked here for a couple of years on various accounts. This is a club for everyone, old man.

I'm guessing this is a gimmick poster of some sort? I don't really get the reference though.

I'll probably give this album a chance, but I agree with you guys in that the more jargon a music review throws at me the less inclined I am to give it a chance. This is just one of many reasons why I don't read Pitchfork.

"Oh, on topic, Skrillex is just another in a long line of shitty American
versions of Euro techno/dance acts that come out 10 to 15 years late.
See also: Gaga, Lady."

Potato wave!

Yeah! That show was terrible, but had enjoyable actors (except JTF, who was annoying in that also).

Agreed, the character of Shane was wasted in the comic. I would have have liked to have seen Tyrese in the TV show, but that character seems to have been somewhat unevenly divided into T-Dog and Daryl. 

Has Rick said, "WE are the walking dead!" yet? Because that part in the comic was where I realized I was cheering for the zombies.

How many likes does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Indians as in curry, or Indians as in casino?

Neither, once 1984 Patty Smyth and Scandal break into it.

Forget to call your mom back after a night of hot sex?