I just find it hard to believe that anyone in India was watching Leno on TV, or watches him on a regular basis.

In Soviet Russia, joke gets you.

He can't dance, but he sure can Singh!

You would think that Sikhs would be madder that most Americans weren't really sure who they were and thought they were Muslims. 

I would have gone with America by Neil Diamond, but we can agree to disagree.

At least Amy isn't a weird, sign-language-communicating Gorilla.

The American New Year is the day that our balls drop.

The most startling thing about these lists to me is that 1999 Limp Bizkit would be #1 today.

You were probably born too late. That sweet spot for songs being shitty-nostalgic vs. shitty-shitty is a small window.

In my experience, she was usually hiding out in Port-au-Prince. This is likely not still the case.

George Washington's stone head: anointed by Canada geese since 1934.

It's probably more appropriate to say "Lunar New Year" than Chinese, given that heaps of other countries celebrate it.

I remember thinking that the movie was very nice looking and the cinematography was good, but that the story was awful. Also, for whatever reason I have yet to see a movie that has done (what I consider to be) a realistic depiction of a werewolf. They always end up looking goofy and fake, and The Wolfman was no…

Cue sad trombone sound.

That doesn't mean the Arthur doesn't need it.

I think that was more of a "Ron Howard somehow making it good in spite of having George Lucas there" type of deal.

Who are these cats, why are they obese, and why do they wield such influence?!

They are getting double D's, amirite?

Sucked it from a hose?

I had a Raging Bitch IPA the other day, pretty… pretty nice.