Hey, slow down there!

You thought page 45 was sexy? Just wait until you get to page 63: boner city.

I am one of those who are loving Season 2. Granted, the show still has many flaws and a cast the majority of whom I would prefer to be zombie fodder, but it has improved significantly. Plus, you know, the show has zombies. The ending of Season 1 was pretty terrible, so don't get your hopes up.

Yeah, I think a major point of the Dawes mockery is to do it without actually ever listening to the band itself.

Which developing country?

Well, those of us commenting from work are technically getting paid to do it too.

I think one of the appealing things about seeing Hollywood-average guys on TV is that they seem more attainable, and thus more attractive.

The first time I watched the movie Deliverance I was in middle school and the movie was on a Sunday afternoon broadcast on the WB. Apparently, the whole "anal rape" scene had been edited out for the folks at home, so for the longest time I thought that the hillbillies had just terrorized the man in his underwear and I…

A cookie of foul lies and dirty secrets.

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Look out, uterus!

I can't be alone in thinking that Kate Bush sounds like the assumed name of someone with really wild, uncontrollable pubes.

For some reason I read this as "Cyber Monkey" and got really excited that my dreams of cybernetic simians were finally becoming reality. Oh well.

This baguette has left bread crumbs all over my black-and-white striped shirt!

Every hipster is making steampunk movies.

LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING.

I also voted for Daria!

Yeah, and how come each week things fall on the same places on the tolerability scale? And who is this Lady Gaga anyway, some sort of landed feudal baby?

The worst things are the seemingly random use of punctuation, terrible spelling and bizarre occasional capitalization of words. It reads like an email from my aunt describing her cat's latest hijinks.

Ever played Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri? That is essentially the character of Sister Miriam Godwinson.