Anonymity can turn even the nicest person into a ravening asshole. What have we become?!

Shocking!

A much better band from AB: The Rural Alberta Advantage.

Yeah, because your marriage is the only thing coming between you and Rihanna's torrid love affair.

That strikes me as a really inaccurate method of typing in a URL.

We Found Love is an enjoyable piece of pop music for sure. Fun to dance to as well. 

Dream team!

Oh god, you beat me to it!

It's a gritty reboot of Black Knight starring a raspy-voiced Martin Lawrence. 

Sure, but how important do you REALLY think you are? The NSA employs 30,000 people and likely has bigger things to worry themselves about. If they are that keen to find out more about you they have more reliable ways than Facebook.

I think the truth of the matter is more along the lines that the government has neither the will nor capacity to track the trips to Dunkin Donuts and meaningless shit posted by 300 million Americans on Facebook. 

No seagull jokes … not even a Steven Seagal cameo.

What's this one doing un-pregnant? Fetch the King's cocksmen!

The riddle of the sphinxter.

Right, hence the "said an Access Hollywood copywriter who’s thinking about killing himself."

It requires a bit of research, but essentially there was a post where AVC recommended the band Dawes, which everyone interpreted as being a marketing ploy and now mocks relentlessly. 

This is all well and good, but Twilight isn't done being mad at YOU yet.

*Obligatory comment saying that this argument is dumb because there isn't a government out there that hasn't done, does, or will do something awful at some point*

"Hello, James," I said as I walked into the dimly lit study. 

The woman sitting next to her in the first picture looks like Evil Parker Posey.