"The Tale of the Quick Silver" was one of the episodes that caused me a recurring nightmare when I was growing up! I used to dream that I was awake in my bedroom in the middle of the night and an orange glow would develop around the edge of my closet door. It would get really bright and then the door would burst open…

I really, really wanted to find a way to talk about "The Tale of the Ghastly Grinner" but went over word count. But I think my explanation of the uncanny really hits home why the Grinner is scary to people. I always thought the episode was just a ton of fun rather than scary, but I've come to learn over the years how…

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I used to watch movies for this reason. Then I stopped liking Alan Rickman so much because he kept making movies with these jokers.

It's called capoeira. Not breakdancing.

There ought to be a paper doll of a man in Blanche's bed.

I have considered this and I'm willing to risk it.

I have that somewhere on VHS. I bought a VCR just so I could own the VHS. It's something to see.

This Inventory idea came from watching Christoph Waltz in a handful of post-BASTERDS movies and thinking "Jesus, he's just about the only worthwhile thing in these." EPIC included (CARNAGE not included, that's a great little movie).

It is my #3 goal in life—right behind surviving into old age and finding some amount of happy success—to one day interview Christoph Waltz. Not just meet him. Interview him. The man is a mega film nerd, seems to have countless intelligent opinions waiting to be shared, and I have enough arrogant confidence that I…

It's Chris-TOPH. As I like to say, the -er is silent.

Don't worry, guys, in the event of Fahrenheit 451, I've got the Harry Potter books and the scripts to Inglourious Basterds and Django Unchained covered.

Childhood crushes: Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Freddie Prinze Jr
Teenage crushes: Book version of Remus Lupin and Alan Rickman
Current Crush: Christoph Waltz, who I think is perfection.

But Reese Witherspoon did benefit from sage Sam Waterston advice during her teenage years: When she played his daughter in THE MAN IN THE MOON.

I thought the trailer made the movie look like it could be a fun and—dare I say it—smart little non-sequel summer outing. Then I actually saw the movie.

It's one of the many reasons I adore Waltz: He murdered James Franco for me.

I will be sneaking into this tomorrow night after Star Trek entirely so I can hear Christoph Waltz say deviously funny things for about 20 minutes of screen time.

"Kate? It's Leo. Can you bring your Oscar next time we meet up? I'm in a bad way and I need some Pretend Time."

Literally loved the longest:

I know a movie that contains what you're looking for! And it's 26-year-old Christoph Waltz nudity no less.