That wasn't even their house. The pilot suggested zombies retain some sense of human recognition, which is why they maybe shamble around fiddling with things that they would have encountered in their human lives. But they're essentially lobotomized. Jenner clarified that the _personality_ is gone. That's the point.

"Hiiiiiidy hoooo!"

I laughed out loud when I saw this included, then nodded my agreement. Especially the more supernatural sounding stories. Jittery.

Fresh meat is fresh meat I figure. Besides, the hanged guy was dead and the zombies came along and ate his legs.

And what about Jenner's speech first season about the zombie brain and how everything that makes you human is gone? The whole point of Andrea's character is fear of being eaten alive by fellow humans. That's the inherent horror of zombies.

I think dying a ghost death via getting hit by a car and Constance crying over that is more ridiculous than this show could even manage. Because that's what it seems you're suggesting. That she was a ghost and a car killed a ghost.

Residual spirit? Manifestation?

The line between necessary sacrifice for the good of the group and cold-blooded villainy is Shane's decision to shoot him in the leg and leave him alive for the pickings. A more merciful approach would have been popping him in the head.

I always wondered why she didn't just throw the phone at them. I would have.

That's the only way to do those Independence Day sequels. We lose.

I'm waiting for American Horror Story to add a puking ghost.

A woman?

Shit, yes. When Natalie is in the kitchen toward the end and suddenly Winona walks out I nearly peed my pants.

As a kid I hated scary movies and avoided them at all cost. But my movie geek persona started bubbling to the service around the time The Sixth Sense was due in theaters. My mother and I went opening night and it remains one of the most participatory experiences I've had in a theater, and the movie that messed me up…

You ain't kidding. It is my vote for most intense and unwatchable. In the theater, my stomach was a knot of illness.

My favorite line from a Golden Girls episode comes after the women have watched Psycho and Blanche admits the movie is the reason she prefers not to shower alone.

The Achilles tendon. Ahhhhh my God.

And they used Bon Ami!!!!!

Truth.

I love Scatman's nude picture on the wall.