But we all agree the "Locomotion" sequence is the best thing ever?

I still avoid that sequence because of the centipede roving over the dude's mouth, or whatever the fuck is going on there.

Nah, I still freak out in the shower if I get soap in my eyes and have to furiously rinse, and the whole time my eyes are closed and I have no idea if someone is coming into the bathroom with a knife. I usually assume I will open them and find someone standing there in a wig.

I saw Jurassic Park as a 5-year-old in the theater and loved the hell out of it (as you do). Velociraptors were always my favorite dinosaur (as you do). But Steven Spielberg's propensity for putting children in some serious danger didn't sit well with me during the T-rex attack on the car. In that moment when the…

I totally forgot about Large Marge. I watched Big Adventure for the first time two years ago (as a 21-year-old) and was totally enjoying it as this little askew fairytale…and then Large Marge happened. I was also watching it on my laptop on Netflix and the screen was super-close to my face. It gave me a fright I…

Ah, yeah, good point. Rubber Man is rather tall and muscled.

I can't wait for the digital download of their "Mother" cover. I've held off ripping it from YouTube and tinkering with it in Audacity because I assumed these would get released at SOME point.

I think The Knot really firmly established their sound and that makes it stand out, while Civilian takes it newer directions. As much as I love every second of "The Alter" and also that guitar on "Civilian" I can't help but be more emotionally attached to The Knot. So another vote for The Knot.

I had me about 12 Dr. Peppers.

I'd love this show more if the real fluffer is actually tied up behind the shed.

I'm pretty certain Constance and Addy are human, though there were enough lines that suggest they're somehow trapped by something. I think Constance dragging Addy to the lawn was her attempt to put her under the house's influence and keep her as a ghost. But Addy told Violet she never wanted to end up a ghost so I…

So jury still out on Rubber Man identity or is it actually Tate? (Dammit, I was really hoping Zachary Quinto.)

I hope it's revealed that the good doctor Charles Montgomery died by fire. Then we can all chant "Charles Montgomery Burns!"

AND THEY USED BON AMI!

Well, the house seems to flip all of the ghostly victims into something crueler than their true selves.

Me and someone else on here also spotted the Bram Stoker's Dracula music too (in the midst of a Young Frankenstein joke no less) so yeah, pretty certain it was.

I thought I was alone in wanting more Frances Conroy in the act of straddling McDouche.

I'm concerned for anyone who thinks Connie Britton's character is a crazy bitch for still being angry with her husband for cheating on her not long after a miscarriage. Connie Britton is the sane one among nutters. You can tell by the frequency of her raised eyebrows.

Looks like Rubber Man is creepin' on the daughter next week. I seriously think it's Zachary Quinto. A gay ghostly gimp is exactly the publicity he wanted this month.

People were too scared to go in that basement for 80 years. I would be.