I knew it! That musical bit during Charles Montgomery's sequence WAS Bram Stoker's Dracula! I wasn't sure if I was placing that correctly or not.

I'm sure the ultimate reveal—in true "homage" fashion—will be the house is built on an Indian burial ground.

She got a good screw from Stephen Moyer over the summer on True Blood.

He is. Last week when he told Violet to lure the intruders to the basement, he stood back against the wall in the little corner they were in and the camera turned toward Violet. When the camera turned back, he was completely gone with nowhere to go without the intruders obviously seeing him.

I'm convinced Tate is her "good son" and she doesn't like him interested in the daughter. Of course, I'm also convinced Tate is a ghost. But I'm also pretty sure Jessica Lange is still alive because she is interacting with Abercrombie models who don't know what "pillow talk" means and she does actually live next door…

Vigorous baking.

"Wanna see my basement?" is Taissa Farmiga's ticket to earning friends.

That shot was filmed with promotional images in mind.

Rubber Man is Zachary Quinto. Just wait for it.

It's an ipecac-laced cake.

Taissa Farmiga walks up to Kate Mara: "Want to see our basement?"

Nah, Elizabeth Berkley in First Wives Club. She's shacked up with Victor Garber and  shouts "Pizza!" with arms raised.

The Quick and the Dying Hard

In America, John McClane smokes cigarettes. In Russia, McClane smoke YOU!

In America, terrorists attempt to kill John McClane.

In America, terrorists attempt to kill John McClane.

I feel like the cameras were never able to capture any compelling and emotional moments between the couple because it seemed they always settled their conflicts privately behind closed doors; it was like the cameras were just left with the moody aftermath. I have to agree entirely with Tasha that they express…

I expected to find a long thread here about Rubber Man or The Gimp or whatever name he's gonna get, but there isn't much chatter about him. That being said, I'm 99.9% sure Rubber Man/The Gimp is Zachary Quinto.

I'm still convinced Locke & Key is the O'Quinn-Emerson vehicle. #locke

It's undoubtedly forgotten in the Leno household.