Funky Co Medina FTW.

One day, while looking out a train window, a companion to the President was heard to remark, " Someone has shaved Josh Hamilton." Hoover, reknowned for his caution, replied dryly, "On this side, at least."

I'm not a purist. You wanna adolescent, biracial spiderman. Go for it, I say. Nut, in this case, I'm really gonna miss Richard Ryder as Nova. They had gone great guns in giving him a real narrative line through the cosmic crossovers and his, highly under appreciated solo series. Letting that be Loebectomized is a real…

I work in a hospital. I've seen the way old people die. If you truly want Nugent to suffer, it's worth the wait.

Man, am I the only guy here who understands that Rick's ghosts are emissaries of the Cylon God? All of this has happened before, people!

Well, if you imagine Amour as the sequel to Moonrise Kingdom…

This is kind of off topic, but if you watch Moonrise Kingdom and then Amour, you'll probably kill yourself. Just wanted to give you guys a heads up.

This film makes motherloving look very sad.

Yeah, Gary X, I remember that a good portion of the Texas Baptist Convention actually revolted over the antisemitic/homophobic shenanigans of the Southern Baptist Convention in the 90s, withdrew and went their own way and became the root of the new Cooperative Baptist Fellowship (Or, as we call them around here, the…

You know, as a former evangelical minister in Alabama (Oh, the stories I could tell you), it's strange that the churches are, generally, the opposite. I mean to say, the preachers are more conservative than the congregants.

I live in Alabama, but I'm white, so it's okay.

Ahh, so it's a money game!!! I get it, now! Well, if that's the case, they ought to have Superman power-hump Wonder Woman into the arctic sea bed. Then they can get that Frank Miller money!

My fantasy is to look through the disapproving eyes of an elderly Asian man over the shoulder of a nude prostitute while eldan's hr rep hands him a w2.

Congratulations! Marriage is good.

Congratulations! Marriage is good.

It's from the unaired pilot. Written by Harlan Ellison. In '69.

I'm so alienated that this actually sounds appealing to me.

Ahh, the 21 Jump Street style ironic remake machine continues to produce dividends. When do I get my Greatest American Hero redux?

Nostalgia and delayed adolescence. Same reason I can't let my kids read Spider-Man.

Ive never been first at anything ever.