I still have trouble pronouncing AENIMA. I'm pretty sure it's ON-eh-ma and not ah-NEE-ma, but damned if that isn't one of my favorite albums of all time and I feel silly barely getting the title right.

By the way, that's the nicest thing anything any AV Club commenting fool has ever said ever. You're welcome.

Mr. Rabin is entirely too partial to musicals and dancing, unfortunately. I take any positive review about this film with a grain of salt. Otherwise, I generally respect his judgment.

Footloose 2: Athlete's Foot

I almost wish Uwe Boll were directing. At least then we'd all know he'd go "full retard" and make a highly entertaining mess of a film.

John Carpenter's old gravitas for putting his name in front of just about every movie he ever made has turned out to be extremely prudent given the last decade plus of remaking good movies including his own. The younger kids will be confused for awhile, but the old heads will set them straight won't we?

While I'd have to technically upgrade John Carpenter's status to "alive" the great director we all loved has been dead for quite some time.

Ever read the old MAD Magazine parody of the Keach Mike Hammer(Mike Hammy)? It goes for 2 pages when Keach is suddenly arrested by the law and taken out of his own satire. Slays me all these years later at the mere thought.

Any of the guys that were released from prison haven't consistently worn their cut unless they were in the clubhouse church due to Sheriff's Roosevelt's little warning about being locked up for wearing the cut around Charming. So Clay, Jax, Juice, Tig, and the rest have been alternating between cuts and their hoodies…

Pussy! And by pussy I mean cute kitty cats.

While I'm all up to see some girl on girl action(because I'm a dude), a Tori Amos lesbian fan is a whole other breed. I had to learn the hard way that if you're a slightly sensitive guy and like a chick that is too hardcore for Tori Amos said chick will look right past you to that other damaged female behind you. And…

Again, I feel the rules were always there but understated. The club was at its most "hillbilly" form in the first season and it's not that they grew out of their mild latent racist ways it's only that it hasn't been a major club issue. I think if Jax were running things he'd throw out some of the old tenements in a…

He held up pretty well in the joint after nearly getting raped and then subsequently shanked.

I was expecting his ass more than his spit, but there's always next week.

My guess is Romeo potentially takes this info to Jax since he's next in line and much younger making it a smarter long term business move. The question now is will Romeo give Jax the news about Clay's hit on Tara before or after Piney drops the bomb about the letters. Or will Unser's scheme to scare the shit out of…

Is Noel "Bitchass" Murray watching this season? I seriously need a second opinion of this season from another AV Club vet. I'm watching (and loving) this season regardless, but I thought it would be interesting. In fact, at the end of the season could we have a cross-talk discussion on the state of the show or…

I've slept in a few dumpsters. Maybe I slept on a few babies.

I knew any project that had Stuttering John attached to it would fail.

Why is it that even the idea of the Taco Bell "bong!" makes me want to drop a deuce?

I can make a hat, a sailboat, an airplane…!