This game seems like an episode of that MTV show Wonder Shozen that satirized the Care Bears mixed with Rockstar's "Manhunt" series. The review makes it sound hella cheap, so it's a crime to be charging more than 20 bucks for this thing.

Guys, guys! The Running Man is awful! Don't even go there. Motherfucking Raw Deal and Red Heat were better.

We're a rescue team. Not assasseeens!

Does anyone remember that song "I Wanna Get Freaky With You" back in 1993? Because TTOMO would be the white version of that song for sure.

"It's like I'm saying…."

Woo woo wooo! DAMN.

*Battlefield Earth…there needs to be an edit button after posting

War Zone might be the best of the Punisher flicks. Patton Oswalt gave it high praise even if the AV Club didn't care for it. I will be seeing this trainwreck of the film because for one I love Westerns and two it sounds like it's Batllefield Earth terrible. It might be the Summer of Suck, but goddamn if this isn't…

Whose got the camera phone?

My favorite Juliette Lewis scene in Natural Born Killers is her country fried accent in delivering lines to Tom Sizemore in that "lusty" prison cell scene.

At the very least, Ellis is a LITERATE douchebag. Durst is an illiterate ape.

She deserves it. Reading an Ellis novel cover to cover is nothing less than tedious. Often you can even be fooled that there will be some sort of emotional payoff once you finally slug through the goddamn thing, but the joke's on you. Whatever they paid this dame to read this latest pile, it's not enough.

I just think she's cute.

Is KMFDM doin' it again?

Yeah, I remember that, but I seriously don't buy that fucking 8 TRACKS are better than vinyl or CDs sound quality wise. I think he forgot to wear ear plugs at too many of his shows.

In a perfect world, we'd just omit nu-metal from history, that's all.

And Germans still love David Hasslehoff.

They're both terrible. And the fact that these clowns get attention from teenage twats means that if the record industry collapses, Coca-Cola will be more than happy to step up and front the bill for the cost of recording, just so GaGa can sell more soda for them later.

LeBlanc had points for being on a few funny ass episodes of Married with Children, but that's as far as I'll go.

Yeah, with friends like them, who needs enemies…amiright?