If it's Japanese, I want a free pair of school girl panties thrown in to boot.

The last few records weren't masterpieces but I found them interesting. Ghosts suffered from a bit of bloat, but there were a lot of cool gems on that project. Plus, I'm just glad he's putting stuff out, rather than just nothing. Mediocre Rez would entertain me far more than a hundred other top 40 acts. But that's…

January is the month of the 5AM workout.

I think so. I haven't seen it since I was 9 or 10.

Not true. There's always the FRUSTRATION that comes from finding a decent parking spot at the gym, or the ANGER at waiting for your turn to use the right weight machine, not to mention the HATE that comes with paying outrageous membership fees, plus the PURE SELF LOATHING when you realize you forgot how many reps you…

Don't forget the Kid with the Broken Halo…which was awful.

Mr. Drummond was still alive last I checked, so him, Willis, that little punk Sam, Dudley, whichever housekeeper is still alive, and the Simpsons family.

He was interviewed recently with his wife by one of those godawful magazine shows and they did ask him about his sex life and the man really didn't give a straight answer. I'd say his virginity is still in question marriage or no marriage.

He WAS fat for a hot minute back in 2003, then he started "mountain biking" and became the Incredible Reznor by the time he finally resurfaced in 2005. At any rate, he could definitely kick Henry Rollins' ass now. Or at least give him a hell of a fight.

Thankfully, the old days of import singles with 3 or 4 songs at 15 bucks a pop or more are long gone. And if you were desperate for any kind of NIN material back in 1996 or so like I was, then you know what I'm talking about. Fuck Interscope.

Don't be nitpicky.

I can't wait for the remaster of Metal Machine Music. THERE'S a double album! :D

To borrow from Gary Busey, when assholes say O-M-G, I want to shoot them with my G-U-N.

I'm thinking locally—like my boss at work.

They haven't produced a boy meets girl romantic comedy in the last 30 minutes. What the dilly o?

She was in maybe the best early years X-Files episode "Duane Barry" that still gives me the creeps to this day. If you need a Chris Carter connection.

You're gonna have to bop you're way back to Coney with mistakes like that!

I make a point to say the same thing whenever some ill informed fool tries to tell me it's The Sopranos or Six Feet Under. No comparison.

I'd settle to be 20 when Holy Wood came out. But ah well. NIN was always my bread and butter. And Antichrist Superstar was a NIN record in everything but name in many ways.

AH-hooooooooo!