It can't be worse than Manson's last record. At least I hope not. One of these days something he does will click for me again.

IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE???????

I think Shia is about the right age for Spike but mentally the perfect age for his son Daniel. So give LeBeef an exo-suit already and let's see him try to tran…..sssss….form!

Holey mack-er-al!

Like Mogwai.

Hey that's great!
If I lived in the NBC universe I could totally get away with murder in NYC. But not a sex crime since SVU is still around. Still, beggers can't be choosers.

I just hope Farrel uses better lines than Fred "I'll marry you if you make me cum" Durst.

Cronenberg is Canadian, Irregular.

Hey Mama didn't raise no dummies!

I remember the song Demolition Man by the Police being fucking AWESOME and the remake by Sting to be completely LAME. What a difference ten years can do to a person.

I've completely disagreed with D'Angelo up until this column. He hit the nail on the head with Greenberg and other black comedies that are sour for the sake of it and really just being excercises in torture to watch. (And who could stomach Amanda "Cunty" Peet in anything, let alone a "comedy"???)

That's so weird because I was living in Chattanooga with a girl when I saw this movie for the first time and I was unaware of that sick fact. Then again, I guess it doesn't surprise me. If you wanted to do ANYTHING cool, you had to leave Chattanooga. Which I ended up doing for good.

I might go buy the Millar Zombie series now out of spite for almost everyone on here. And CROSSED was fantastic. Jesus. I'm really starting to hate this goddamn column now.

PBR or Natural Ice are far, far worse than Colt 45. Let's be real.

So you ARE a man.

I think the operative word y'all are looking for is "boring."

I just assumed ZoMoFo was just a big fan of the David Fincher movie "Zodiac" and afterword was like, "FUCK YEAH! GO SEE ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER!" Boom. Handle.

Tool's cover of "No Quarter" fucking destroys the Zep version. It fucking ROCKS.

I like getting shitfaced and leaving Pink Cigarette on repeat. It's almost too good to be a Mr. Bungle song, but there it is.

I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend.