Rock N Roll High School FOREVER is pretty fucking bad. But I like the original. Fucking Columbine and political correctness will keep the remake from being any good. Then again, Stern's movie production company seems to be content to do absolutely nothing, so it might not happen at all.

The Flinstone Kids Use Marijuna
is the only episode I remember because it had a Michael Jackson of the stone age (who was white!) and my 3rd grade teacher assigned the episode as homework so we could all learn about the dangers of drugs. The moral of the episode? Getting high before a big marathon will get you…

Dungeons and Dragons got on DVD within the last year or two. I always felt sad for those kids not being able to get home.

It's just five hours and then you will find me dead…

There's also "Potions" on the Puscifer EP "C" Is for ______ as lost gem from the Tapeworm sessions. I'm assuming a lot of Puscifer, Renholder, and whatever Charlie Clouser scores for SAW are essentially unused ideas for Tapeworm tracks. But I'll never know unless Reznor suddenly dies and someone cashes in on all those…

The mp3 should be an infinite loop making it impossible to ever turn off without flushing your ipod's memory first.

I thought I recognized that big SOB from somewhere. I guess when Vic Mackey threatened to have those Mexicans fire a rocket launcher into the house Riley must have made a mental note to get himself a bazooka at some point and in this flick he finally did. The circle of life…

Pete did write some of those guitar licks, too, though.

The Wanted comic was pretty goddamn ballsy for having all that senseless murder and rape. It was also fucking funny. Everyone around here has a stick up their ass for a book that was daring to be a bit different and (god forbid) fun. It's a cheat that the movie didn't go anywhere near the source but that's Hollywood.…

"Some Girls" off of Some Girls. That's a great tune.

"There's" more dignity in writing for the Onion than writing a snotty pot shot you anonymous asshole you.

CROSSED and Ex Machina
Since Crossed wasn't covered in this section in the year and a half it took to release 9 issues, I hope it gets a good review for the inevitable trade. Ditto for the conclusion of Ex Machina which gets slammed on here, but I like a good fight with nerds.

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vick's. His hair was perfect. I couldn't really see Charolotte's, though, I was more mesmorized when she CUT HER FUCKING CLIT OFF which seemed a little drastic and TOTALLY UNNECESSARY like some sort of affirmitive action Lorena Bobbitt. Motherfucker….

With or without her clitoris?
Jesus. Hey fuck you AV CLUB for recommending that piece of shit. Seriously.

The pair of Shield episodes with her are among my favorites. I think felt for Dutch the most after her character manipulated him so fiendishly.

Sorry I mixed that up. My eyes glazed over somewhere around the 30 minute mark from the dull scenery, lack of energy,no substance, zero plot, ill defined characters…I'm woozy just thinking about it. Fuck that movie.

I didn't care for the implication that the real bad guys were Dave Grohl and Krist Noveselic—and that they were gay for each other. That was a move that might have worked for Elephant, but for a loose Nirvana story my reaction was, "Fuck you, Gus."

OJ killed Kurt Cobain as a practice murder to harden him up for the big double whammy that came 2 months later.

Go into any bar on a Friday or Saturday night where the music has that superfast drum n bass eurotrash sound and ask a woman, ANY woman, what movie they saw or couldn't wait to see and it will be Valentine's Day. That's all the research you need to do.

Remember the Primer on the Coen Bros?
A Serious Man fits more in their "intermediate" category, if not a demerit. They've done better and funnier. It's not Intolerable Cruelty awful, but it's certainly not up there with Lebowski, Blood Simple, Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing, or No Country for Old Men to name some…