ten years and change
Saw this right after I graduated high school in 1998. Haven't seen it since, but I do remember laughing. McDonald and Lange still make me chuckle.

I like it when he uses a shotgun at point blank range on a guy that surrenders. Classic.

Punisher War Zone was entertaining. Rent it at the very least.

It's like America vs. Switzerland.

"I paid ten fifty for this?"

Preacher, Transmetropolitan, and Y: The Last Man are all excellent (and complete) reads in trade form. The best Sin City books are Sin City (Hard Goodbye), That Yellow Bastard, A Dame to Kill For, and The Big Fat Kill.

Jesus, I forgot about the Dawn of the Dead remake and I own both versions, plus I just saw and loved Watchmen. That one's good, too, for sure.

The Fly and The Thing. Those were better across the board. In the new millenium…nothing. I can't wait for them to fuck up They Live, too.

Speaking of snuff, did they ever drop the Poughkeepsie Tapes into theaters or DVD? That looked pretty sick in a Blair Witchy type of way.

Grave is more exploitation, but it's just a better movie period. Overall, it's a better shot, cut, and acted film (not to say it's a masterpiece) but there's an honest to god sense of female empowerment by the end of that movie. It's over the top, but hey, it's classic horror. One of my favorite movies ever.

Dialogue that doesn't give me douche chills would be nice. But I liked Shocker anyway. I have to—it came with the superior The People Under the Stairs DVD.

I didn't know My Chemical Romance was in this movie
Could the bad guys look anymore emo?

Only God would be sadistic enough to create a subject which plagued every last year of school I ever
So the Man's good at math. FINE. He's still an Asshole.

I blame the Internet. And the return of Swing Music.

If Jesus and the Devil got into a fight, Lanegan would be referee.

Matt Cameron, the drummer, is in Pearl Jam. Not that he can drown out the obnoxious Eddie Vedder. Bassist Ben Shephard played on Mark Lanegan's "Field Songs" album, though. That's a cool little record. I wish Cornell would find the other guys from Alice in Chains and do something with his own ilk rather than do…

Actually, Kim's too busy managing that Cinn-a-Bon at the mall to be lounging around at home.

Sorry, but thanks to growing up in the 80s and early 90s I immediately want to shout, "COWABUNGA!" when I think of Michaelangelo.

The only nerd hate I have is a hatred of card/role playing nerds. I believe my hatred to be righteous and true. Oh, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans just for being insane.

My favorite Erik Larsen covers
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