Not to be a troll but
Fuck this show. Seriously.

Apatow would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddlin' kids!

I think they spike the soda fountains at movie theaters now. It would partially explain the price gouging.

I walked out of Revolutionary Road for it's American Beauty only in the 50s and without the pot smoking attitude. There's no one to drag me to see The Reader. Especially when the fucking Wrestler should be up for Best Picture in its pretentious place. Or even The Dark Knight. Or Iron Man. Or Taxi Driver. Yeah that…

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Any book that can inspire the assassination of a music legend must have something important to say.

Season 5 truly is king.
"No one who speaks German could be a bad person!"

Cat's Eye came out in 1985 so I guess Darkside has it beat by 2 years.

Much like I wish on Joss Whedon
I want this show to die a cold, miserable death. I want it to die so tragically and pitifully alone that Edgar Allan Poe himself will look like a piker by comparison. I want every stupid, hackey bit of 8th grade dialogue that's flatter than a case of Fayg0 root beer to be so…

What the hell is a gigawatt??

I paid $10.25 to get in. Goddamn inflation.

I heard Wal-Mart was all about slashing prices but this is ridiculous!

He has lightened up in his old age compared to 30 years ago when he was calling for the heads of anyone making a slasher film.

I'll go all in and say "The Goonies 'R Good Enough"

Garbage and the Polyphonic Spree did really nice covers of "Thirteen" as well.

On TV he just kept on calling him a maggot head.

If any Friday the 13th movie scores more than one and a half stars or a D in the AV Club then I know the apocalypse must be near. I'm as critical as the next hipster d-bag, but the series (retarded reboot by Michael Bay and all) gets a lifetime pass. Two lifetimes.

Jason Goes to Hell just needed more substance to justify the title. Which I know might be asking too much for the series, but for me it's solved by including the character of Tommy Jarvis from parts 4, 5, and 6. He's the only guy who put the dude in the ground and later the water and lived. It's a character worth…

Texas Chainsaw: The Beginning of the Ending is the Beginning.

I was just getting into this band too.
Before my time, but I dig their tunes.