What they don't know is that me and God are like THIS!!

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Little Brown Dog Food is good for feeding dogs! I mean, I don't know I never TRIED it. I don't eat it on a regular basis. All I know is I heard from reliable sources that it's good for feeding dogs!

All *******s must fucking hang.

You talk the talk…do you walk…the walk?

Glitter 2: Gary Glitter's Revenge

Andy Kaufman would have approved the Memento menu frustration. I just do what any sane person would do and look up the shit on the internets.

Kenny G jokes will never go out of style so long as there are dentist offices and supermarkets.

Hey, I like Speed. Super Mario Bros. is a better argument. But hey, he lives on eternally as a sample in Ministry's "N.W.O." That's street cred aging industrial guys like me can appreciate.

Masters of the Universe was Dolph Lungren's second English speaking role which is why Skeletor got all the good lines.

Feist
All right before the inevitable Mel Gibson quote comes up, let's go to Sean Penn: "IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE???"

Kirkman's not ripping off Erik Larsen as well as he used to.

The big "controversy" was that someone leaked out the ending that the Angel douchebag was the killer. I'm doing everyone a public service by spoiling that again.

THAT'S her name. The poorer, hornier man's Dolly Parton.

USA Up All Night
This movie used to be a regular on the Gilbert Gottfried and Big Tits McGee (or whatever her name was) weekend B-movie marathons they did 20 years ago. Toxic Avenger, Virgin High, Friday the 13th, Bikini Car Wash, Meatballs 3…the only thing that sucked was the editing out of the nudity and graphic…

The old VHS box of a dude's eyes bugging out as he's about to be knifed through the mouth like a shishkabob is a vivid gross out memory for me as a kid. Of course, my Ma would never let me rent the fucker.

Through the Looking Glass meets The People Under the Stairs.

High Tension is Fight Club if it were a slow, homicidal, lesbian child.

War of the Worlds
They should bring that show back. The first season, while overacted and occaisionally cheesey, was violent and scary in concept. It deserves another chance.

Ironside made people's heads explode in Scanners…I wouldn't fuck with that guy.

Back in my day we used things called RECORD players…