Unless you're an alien.

Remastered with extra crap in every frame, the tie fighters always shoot first.

He must be hard up for cash.

Michael Ian Black is very famous.

Corporations are people too!

You're not alone. I get nostalgic thinking of all the greats: ed helms and rob cordry and all the others that people above have liked. They really need more comedians pretending to be serious newsmen rather than, you know, a stepping stone to fame. That same attitude killed SNL too.

Yippee! Commercials on my phone!

BW comes across as a dick; he doesn't care about what his fans like or
want and he resents sacrificing a decade of his life to Calvin and
Hobbes. He basically wants everyone to leave him alone and get off his
lawn, unless you're asking him to pontificate on comics in general and
then he can get on his soap box again…

What was that about Selma Hayek?

They already did that, called The Big Bang Theory.

This is amazing!

Not as good as you would have us believe.

I don't hear anything tennis related, ball impacts or grunts, what a let down.

Huh huh huh, foot.

Murrrder! Haha! Wheee!

Now I can whack off 10000 times in parallel

That interview didn't add anything new or interesting. It was… repetitious.

All fertile females instantly become pregnant.

Did you wake up with a sore ass? Did you tell anyone?

Did you wake up with a sore ass? Did you tell anyone?