That's the 2nd time someone kissed Meryl's hand tonight. That we saw

A program that turns sketches into animations??? The future is now

Please cut to a shot of the asshole who wasn't standing

Yes.

Why don't I believe Seth Rogan ever skated?

I don't even care. I really don't

How were these 2 not nom'd for everything?

That little girl just said Suicide Squad according to the subtitles, but I refuse to believe that translation was accurate

Yes it's such a funny movie. Fat-era Chris Pratt is the ONLY Chris Pratt in my book. And Emily Blunt is perfect in everything.

Letterman is rolling in his beard

You know who would be perfect to surprise at the Oscars? People who care so little about them that they'd rather take a bus tour during the Oscars

She was the worst part about Five Year Engagement and I'd still rather watch those scenes

The movie about adorable drug dealing animals will save humanity!

I miss GGB's padawan braid

tl;dr

Yeah they will tackle a foreigner

Proud to say I was first

FUCK YES SALESMAN!

Really was hoping that segment would go MST3K when she was watching the film

Maybe she'll name a dead person