But, The Wuzzles! What about THE WUZZLES??!

Why . . . why does this character even have a catchphrase? Are we supposed to believe he said that line in the first one and thought "This is good. This was a good one. If I ever find myself in this situation again, I've got to remember to use it." Or, is it a phrase he just used every day anyway?

Oh, right. Some people still buy single issues.

I offer no support; only the night's vengeance and the opportunity to celebrate my birthday.

I don't understand getting upset about something that happens in one issue of a comic. That'd be like getting upset about something that happens in one paragraph of a novel. The story's not over, dudes. It's going to go on for a while.

I saw that production of "Guys and Dolls" on Broadway. Peter Gallagher had been replaced by Tom Wopat and it was awesome. It was the first example I had of "less is more" staging and directing. The choreography was simple but extremely tight. Everything was blocked down to the tiniest mannerism. It was astounding. It…

African American actor: Damnit!
Friend: What happened?
African American actor: They felted my role! I had this in the bag and they fucking felted it!
Friend: I'm sorry, man.

See, I want Muppets to appear in cameos in mainstream films like "Zero Dark Thirty." Not as hilarious Muppets, just as small roles. So, during a murder investigation, one of the cops on the scene is played by Pepe the Prawn.

No, some of them said "Good Grief" and some - not many, but some - may have said "Auuuugh!" or "Five cents, please."

Absolutely loved this show as a kid. It's also the reason I enjoy the second Christmas special so much: the script is almost verbatim a number of his daily strips. Plus, it has the Linus/Sally exchange that tears apart his touching moment from the original special.

There's one that removes the final panel of each strip so they all end on a note of absolute bleak despair.

I will scream apologies after each heckle.

Tori Amos has done exactly that in concert. And, yes, people do yell out "Freebird" at Tori Amos concerts.

It is. It's like firm bread.

I thought these were supposed to end with a "Fuck you."

Why you slimy . . .

God, there was one . . . I wish I could remember which one it was. You were in a house and there was a ghost or alien or something. All I remember is there was one page with an illustration of a grim reaper or a skeleton in a closet that freaked me out so much I only read through it once and never again. 

Oh, certainly. And that *may* happen in the new one. Who knows? The trailers are probably playing some of it close to the chest.

Yeah, I'm honestly surprised they kept that in the new one.

"MoMax the Grotus" is my stage name.