Hold up. Charlie Sheen can't spell "suite"? I don't buy it.

King of the Rats
A video of Charlie Day dancing to Beyonce would be indistinguishable from this. Thoughts?

Something tells me Limeade Youth's funeral is going to be fucking awesome.

Because "they" are anti-Semitic pieces of shit?

Shame he didn't heed the cautionary tale of G.O.F. champion Ty "You've Got A Good Weiner, Friend" Jessup.

@Flaubert, so it's basically a backwards-race "Collateral"?

Their inventory is just boxes and boxes of "The Adventures of Milo and Otis" on VHS.

As opposed to a "limey Scandinavian queen"?

Thou art a fellow of a good respect;
Thy life have had some smatch of honor in it.
Hold, then, my pumpkin bomb, and turn away thy face
While I do run upon it.

You're thinking of Macb—

Hurley?

I looked up LaRouche on Wikipedia, in lieu of going the lazy route and making a "Be My Lover" LaBouche joke.

THERE IS A PENIS DRAWN ON MY FRONTAL DOME!!! EXPLAIN! EXPLAAAAIIIN!!!

Mid-70's Sean Bean?

To be fair, Tim, studies have shown that being Richard Kiel can greatly improve your chances of surviving a fall of 10,000 feet, provided of course that you land on a big-top circus tent.

Is it bad that I'm not sure whether to be more irritated by "Fagzilla" or "aren't that great of?"

Decenty people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier someplace else.

To be fair, you've got a time machine. It's well within your abilities to prevent 9/11, and by extension that movie, from ever having happened.

I tried logging into dateacougar.com with the username ashton_kutcher and the password "dem1goddess". Figured it was decent odds. No dice, though.

Take it easy, fellas. Leslie Nielsen is dead for a reason, you know.