YOU AH A GOOBAH, CONAN!!!!!!!

Kind of the Poitier calling the Denzel black there, Jesus.

Turpentine, acetone, benzine…
So, does this mean that Roger Rabbit sequel isn't happening? Because that would be great news. It's one of my favorite movies of all time, and I have no desire to see Dead-Eyed CGI Tom Hanks play Every Cartoon Character Ever.

I'm not gonna lie. Lately, all I do is scroll down and watch for the capital letters. Today it paid off bigtime.

This thread made me giggle like a son of a bitch. That is all. Thanks.

They both get trumped by….WA NA NA JACK BANDIT!!!!

I'm not talking about what you find attractive, I'm talking about the Building and Loan!!!

And they'll know we're AV Clubbers by our love, by our love, they will know we're AV Clubbers by our loooooove…

Where are you when we need you, Ike?

The Girl Who Got Trapped In A Giant Fucking Bullet In Space

Certain fast zombies think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the rooster. You might can fuck him up sometimes, but, bitch, nobody kills the motherfuckin' rooster.

Damien and Ralph sleep BUTT TO FACE BUTT TO FACE BUTT TO FACE BUTT TO FACE BUTT TO FACE BUTT TO FACE BUTT TO FACE BUTT TO FACE BUTT TO FACE

Miller wins the thread and 17 hugs.

Eagle Pennell's "Preacher"? I'd watch that as well.

Did you guys really go see "Grown Ups" in a theater? HOW COME?????

The Wexler interview
I love how you can tell that Colbert is fighting hard to keep in character when Wexler starts going "I enjoy cocaine…". You can almost see the little thought bubble over his head going, "Holy shit, I can't believe we're actually doing this."

If David Foster Wallace and Diablo Cody had Rosemary's Baby, it would be Stacy512. I truly have no idea whether or not this is an insult or a compliment.

I avoid situations like this by employing the Ben Folds Method and swapping my wife out for a new one every six months or so.

I'm Mads……..Mads Mikkelsen In A Floral Print Sundress……I'm your density!

"Ladykillers" should get a pass for that fantastic opening scene in the sheriff's office, if for nothing else. "You been tried and found wantin'! You don't want that writin' on the wall!"