Anyone else suddenly feel like buying a fuckton of Skechers?

YOUR MIND IS THE SCENE OF THE CRIME

*shoots Arsenio in the head immediately after the elevator doors open

No, but for real though, Nigga, (Am I allowed to call you that? Too late, I'm gonna!) you need to see the fuck out of Inception.

"Provacatively?"

Thanks, Sugartits.

I want so badly for him to defend himself and for his entire opening statement to be:
"I c'n fly. I'm pilot."

Jesus, R.W., when you say it like that, it makes "Independence Day" sound fucking moronic.

BECAUSE WE CAN CAN CAN!!!!!!

Hail to the chief
If you don't, I'll have to kill you
I am the chief
So you better show respect, you bastards

Is "The Fisher King" Python-related enough? He managed not to ruin that.

I would watch Lucas and Spielberg jerk each other off for half an hour. No commercials, though. Fuck that shit.

All Facebook Movie Trailers Have Children's Choir Pop Song Covers
THEM'S THE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!

The naughty word helps. The fact that it's awesome helps even more.

@Let's Talk: Your job is banging sluts and sippin' on Jack and all the guster you can muster is a bored sigh? Are…are you Kid Rock?

I thought he was Nightcrawler but the internet says he's from football. Unless you were referring to me, in which case, I am Le Chiffre from "Casino Royale" in a floral print sundress.

I'll be at DragonCon this weekend so I can't very well judge him.

We have seen the Promised Land. I may not get there with you. But I want you to know tonight, Compulsive Pedant, that we, as a people, will get to the Promised Land!

*sees previous post*
Oh, he's a football guy. Never mind…

Kurt Wagner
Is he allowed to teleport in competition or is that against the rules?