You can yell at me all you want, but I liked Terminator 3.

I don't know if that was intentional or the best typo ever, Grand Moff, but I fully support referring to Bill Murray as "the man who was Wild Things."

@Shore Patrol: I'm not from Minnesota and I agree 1,000%.

And yet she still hasn't figured out that her husband is the Zodiac killer…

I think ur a contra.

But yeah, Jesus Christ, has this guy made anything that would make me excited about this?

I'm indebted to you, Mr. Van Shrike. I was all set to post "Iron FIRST" until I refreshed and found you had rescued me from the depths of poor decision-making and subsequent fictional disease-hybrids.

What I said, Linus, is that I would like you to pound the erasers. Jesus, it's like I'm talking through a goddamn trumpet to these kids…

Skip, you made me a giggle like a schoolgirl. A bald schoolgirl with green makeup.

I am truly sorry. I've never done an "of cock" before and I just wanted to experience it once. I'll show myself out.

YOU DRAW YOUR STRENGTH FROM THIS RED EARTH…

*SPOILERS* and such, but yeah, I was real irritated with the whole "Raphael is a vigilante" thing being a problem. Aren't they already vigilantes?

I'll second "make suicide jokes if you feel like it", with the caveat that they please be funny from now on.

See, these jokes are funny, and that makes it okay. I believe strongly that there are no offensive jokes, just unfunny ones. (Are you listening, The Guy?)

CORRECTION: Robert Stack is for that.

That's what Robert Stack is for.

@RagingBear
They are called Hispanic-Americans.

WIN-WIN!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….for black people!

And THAT'S why Mogo doesn't socialize.