"Now with fewer boxes and more downvoting."

Hey, the result could simply say "Blue" and then they'll give you a country.

Agree. That was not maternal at all. That was spotting a kindred spirit.

It's perfect casting, because I want to punch that dude's face so, so much.

That's right, and she was also pregnant.

It's hard sometimes (…) to decide whether to use "That's what she said!" or just "Phrasing!"

He actually lost his nougats in the war.

He had a whole bunch of them, too.

Sex tape title for sure.

I enjoyed it completely; I only gave it an A minus rather than a full A so I could leave some room for Root in future episodes.

I enjoyed all of Shaw's double-takes at the girl's resourcefulness and high level of awareness.

No matter how many assurances a criminal gives me about his body being his temple, I am definitely not transfusing his blood directly into my veins. OH MY GOD. That creeped out my hypochondriac self.

Honestly, I thought *he* was framing *her*, getting her prints all over the gun. Guess not.

So many great touches:

The closest thing we have is the Andy-and-April-esque relationship between the former ballerina and Joy Behar. And I guess Peralta and Santiago at least are *presented* as an endgame pairing—but that will probably simply be subverted at every step.

! I don't know how I did that… I'm gonna say that my college roommate conked me on the head one time too many :)

"Safe, Free of Crust, with the Lettuce Now Slightly Wilted."

"Is that a nuclear submarine in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Duck!" my mother's favorite phrase lent itself to much wordplay.

My eggshells-in-a-bra notification FINALLY paid off!