It's bizarre and amazing how much this is true, how fully-formed the characters are right from the get-go. Such a confident, funny show.

The way Holt accepted the challenge was hilarious. We got the blow-by-blow robot process.

OHHHHHH! That's what that was. I guess I'm not racist, phew. But also a bad detective.

The sex tape titles are a great addition to the "That's what she said!"-style pantheon. Maybe a bit harder to work in (TWSS!) into daily conversation, but you could do it, say, once a week. (And that's definitely the title of Santiago's sex tape.)

Next Halloween, Schmidt will dress up as a Polite Native American Listening Organ.

-"Batmanshit."
-"No, just batshit."
-"Batmanshit."

And "The Neighbors"—in tribute to "The OC," I think—is a Challoweenukkah show.

Lazy toast!

I think I have all that… Just need the sexy narrow hips and the hat :)

Missed opportunity: a random trick-or-treater in a snowman costume.

I wanted to say that Jess looked like Beetlejuice's Lydia, but when I went to google image to make sure (and wow there is porn of everything), the evidence didn't bear it out.

Heaven is T-Dawg's *and* Doakes's last resort.

There was a certain Rowboat Cop touch to that joke, which, coupled with Nick's "You're the worst!", gave the show a very good Community vibe.

Nick's disgust at the imminent Billy Joel song title that Schmidt was about to drop was hilarious.

I couldn't believe they'd "risk" such a line. I guess they felt confident owing to NPH's presence. IMO, given the (limited) amount of funniness it generated for me, the unPCness wasn't quite worth it.

Did they though?

I hope this teenage female person stars in a zombie romantic-comedy one day.

That was my reaction *exactly*. Wyndam-Pryce high-five!

"wont"

"Dial 4 for the nearby star."