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I forgot it was the cutoff date to do my taxes because I was reading Manifest Destiny and then I realized and rushed to the office on my bike. I was an hour late and had to beg the woman to let me in (I may have invented a dying grandfather, I always go with a dying grandfather, because they're both dead, karma can't

I'm pretty sure that other artist was the reason I started appreciating Pulido. I don't even know what the fuck that was, but I'm pretty sure it came directly from Satan. At least the coloring was still gorgeous.

Lennox appeared in like issue five, so Azz ran out of ideas pretty friggin fast. xD I didn't even mind Lennox that much, it's interesting that he's Cassie Sandsmark's father. Though I guess that was a Lobdell development, not an Azzarello one. He wasn't half as horrible as all the other half siblings Diana got that

I'm enjoying the Faith part of the book a lot. She's still got so much turmoil and emotional trauma to get over. The Angel part has been very lackluster, though, he's not a character that can work in isolation. And reusing a villain as tired and boring as Amy isn't helping matters.

Manifest Destiny is so good, I literally almost got into trouble with government because of that book.

Bless your struggling heart. Stay strong!

Gee, grandpa, pop a Xanax and enjoy feeding your birds.

She's not human, she's a goddess and we are not worthy.

I guess my top 10 list, in no particular order, would include:

That three issue long Original Sin arc on GotG was just a pinnacle of idiocy. Only Bendis could take a story that should fill no more than three speech bubbles and drag it out for three issues.

Oh, the book's horrible, I dropped it as soon as Spider-Verse began. I don't like the art and the writing's just atrocious, especially for Peter and Felicia.

Yeah, I'm very surprised by how much I'm enjoying Gotham Academy. The art is so gorgeous and the mystery's getting really interesting after the lackluster first issue.

Try Aquaman, it's been consistently great since the new 52 started.

Yeah, but if we pass on any comparisons, Gillen writes horrible teenagers. Doesn't matter how well others are faring, he's still gonna write horrible teenagers.

He writes some of the worst teenagers I've ever read, and as someone who was a teenager three years ago, I consider myself an authority.

Yay! What got you hooked?

Nah, I like a good guy. I can't date a bad boy because who the hell do I get to be, if he's the horribly bitchy queen with addictions and an attitude.

The emotional moments between Bruce and the family always hit the spot, though, and you can't take that away from me.

You need to sit down. He's beautiful. I discovered I was a sexual being when I was a child and the '90s X-Men cartoon was on. Every sexual encounter I have is dedicated to Scott Summers.

Steph is definitely a polarizing character, but her fan base is really vocal. They need to be, since the DC editorial really seems to hate Ms Brown.