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I am the worst white person ever, it'd never even occur to me to name my adopted Asian daughter (inevitable when you're gay) Wendy or Susie or Cindy. Then again, I've already decided to name my kids Bruce, Clark and Diana.

Especially if they're gay and pretty.

I agree with this. Mostly. Y: The Last Man was amazing because the protagonists were immensely likable. Even when they were assholes, like Dr. Mann, cold, like Agent Whazzernumber, or idiots, like Yorick. Meanwhile, Alana and Marko are just unlikeable, period. And I started out the book really loving them both. I need

I don't care, I only buy the issues of Cyclops where he's shirtless and I don't even read them, tbh. I'm here for the eye candy. xD

The Steph Brown stuff is golden. She's such an amazing, lovable character. Spoiler needs to get a solo book asap and it needs to be created by the people behind the current Batgirl. Because that's just a Stephanie Brown book where she got a bad dye job and changed her name.

To be fair, though, Peter also madly falls for her and the book constantly sexualizes him as well.

I mean, you can be named Cindy Moon and still be white. You could even be black with a name like that. I'm gonna have to take a closer look at her. I hate not knowing the ethnicity of a character, which is why the new Helena Bertinelli drives me insane (though now I'm pretty much convinced she's not black, just really

Let's be friends!

Wiccan and Hulkling. aka Gary Sue and Captain BORING. I know tumblr shits their pants over those two, but that couple has zero life, chemistry and excitement and that's kind of not how I remember being a teenager in love.

I enjoyed her Batgirl, but Sonja is just pure Simone. Funny, moving, exciting, sexy, super entertaining. This woman needs to have an Image book stat.

Thor is nothing but a cheap publicity stunt. Another mediocre book saved by the art. Say hello to All New Cap and Inferior Iron Man.

Silk's Asian? I didn't even realize.

Excuse me while I vomit.

I'm reading/was reading all the titles you mentioned. I'm informed well enough about Marvel to state that, other than some books, I am just not interested in them. They even managed to make me hate a gay teenage couple, which I thought would be impossible.

He just makes me so angry.

Possibly. And I don't even hate the art, I've gotten used to it, but it just irks me. It could work in a different book, so I'm not writing it off. If I could learn to tolerate Pulido on She-Hulk, I can do anything.

She boring, though. Teen Cyclops and his hotness are clearly where it's at.

Loving, absolutely loving Daredevil, She-Hulk, Storm, Elektra. Reading ANXM, UXM. Dropped Hawkeye, all other X books, all Spider books, Black Widow. Sampling Angela right now.

I got the new Captain America. Mostly for the art, though, I'm not gonna lie. The story didn't grab me at alland the narration was just atrocious. I also read the first trade of Deadly Class and I loved the art, but everything else was bad. I also wanted to read Black Science, but a summary made me run away screaming.

I would really argue that Azz's Wonder Woman was horrible. Especially in the face of the final issues that resolved one thing and left a hundred strands dangling. He took three years to tell a story a better writer would tell in one. He mangled characterization. He used his horrible puns. He made the book about