You're just not gay enough to get how important dancing is to a pop girl's credibility.

Yes, and it was f-i-e fierce.

I'm talking about myself. The way she sings irritates me. I understand why she sells, it's basic bangers for basic bitches, and who doesn't like a basic banger once in a while. This particular product, named Ariana Grande, irks me to no end.

That's true. I cannot stand this girl. I devour every article about her. That's a good brand.

I would just smack a bitch. xD

Lake Buena Vista should be so lucky. Britney is the Queen and she will remain the Queen forever. Can't blame Ariana for trying, though. I will blame her for failing.

I'm sure her brother will be, however, sooner than later.

Britney's done it better, though.

They haven't banned me, yet.

She always wears ridiculous amounts of makeup. Supposedly her skin is bad and the need lots of shit to cover that up, though I don't know if there's any truth to that.

No, she just has very little stage presence and is beginning to realize it. Plus, she doesn't know how to dance, and it's hard not to look stupid in a video for a dancey song when you're not dancing.

I don't even know how anyone can compare this mannequin to Mariah. I mean, The Elusive Chanteuse is batshit insane, but that's half the charm, and her latest album may have been a flop, but it was immaculate. Ariana has no charm and simply could never.

I refuse to listen to this girl until she learns to enunciate. I don't give a shit about how technically perfect her voice is, if she doesn't even know how to form words with it. Not to mention she has zero charisma, can't dance and her face only has one side to it.

Don't they get cold in the winter?

All the feasts and descriptions of house sigils, that's what compelling television's made of, man.

Can't they just have her wear a merkin, a flesh coloured bra and CGI the nipples on? I can't be the only one who constantly thinks about CGI'ing nipples on.

The only breasts I cared to see! Argh! I will be satisfied with some more of Daario's butt if they want to compensate me for this tragic loss.

*more throwing up from me*

Greg Land is drawing this book. Are you aware of that? Why would you even make a joke about him? It's a tragedy.

Her face is just hideous. And what fabric is her suit made of, because that is some next level space shit. No fabric on Earth would behave like that.