Iiiiiiiiii have maggots in my scrooooooooootum…

When I first heard about the 50 Shades, a radio announcer accidentally read that Dakota Fanning had been cast as the female lead. Now there's a decision that really would've caused outrage.

Hula-hooping must be stopped, not matter the cost!

I abject!

Or that easter egg game you can play if you're waiting for a Youtube video to start.

"No enemies?"

They used to have the "Flash Facts" back when the Flash would use ridiculous applications of real(ish) science to fight supervillains. I'd love to see those return.

Throw it into the sun? This is JLU, not the Bendis-era Avengers.

The only way it would have been better is if "Katie" had been a male scientist and he was calling her a girls' name out of exasperation.

… I guess "Ghost Sharknado" is the inevitable progression from here.

Ooh, ooh, I'd like to raise a Dachshund puppy!

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Salinger, Pynchon, Harper Lee and reclusive "Simpsons" writer John Swartzwelder are all secretly the same person. He's the universe's most agoraphobic Time Lord.

It's funny—"Adventures in Babysitting" was one of my favorite movies as a kid, but I could never figure out why Maya was such a huge fan of Thor. Then I actually read Simonson's Thor and it all makes sense. It's concentrated awesome—Simonson was only on the book for about fifty issues, and every one of them is…

The comic book adaptation of that was okay, but it kept spending too much time on a vampire and a guy who looks like he has a penis for a head.

I would definitely love a column on "My Big Bird", one of my favorite episodes of the series. I still use the "shoe shopping" gag.

I thought that said "Gabriel Iglesias" at first and I was trying to figure out how the fluffy comedian got involved in all of this.

Richard Wagner and all of his music. "Ride of the Valkyries" is catchy as all hell… and then you remember that he was a massive anti-Semite whose writings influenced Hitler. This goes for other famous creators who were also anti-Semites and yet whose work didn't directly contain those sentiments, like H.P. Lovecraft…

I keep waiting for her and the daughter from Homeland to do a movie together, because they look like they could be sisters. Plus the daddy issues between them could fund a psychiatric institute for years.

Criminal Minds, "JJ", which was supposed to be the last episode where AJ Cook was a main cast member. It was controversial because they used the money from her salary and the money from Paget Brewster (Emily Prentiss)'s salary to fund "Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior). The move didn't work for a few reasons.