I grew up with my dad telling me about it but never being able to find his own copy. They reissued it around ten years ago and it really was as good as he told me.

Only if Fashion Police gets airlifted alongside it. Seriously, watching Joan Rivers rip on vapid celebrities—starting with herself—is one of my weekly Friday highlights.

Speaking of cognitive dissonance…

Dude. If Frakes replaces Chevy Chase, my life will be complete. The Levar Burton jokes alone…

I was hoping you'd ask about his episode of "Criminal Minds", where he was the unsub's abusive insane asylum-running father. That entire episode—"The Uncanny Valley"—was one of the best in the show's history.

I'm not sure if Sherilyn Fenn would make a great RR subject or a horrible one.

Add oddly on-topic, Pollak does one of the greatest Walken impressions around. "Frankenstein doesn't scare me. Marsupials do… because they're FAST!"

I really hope Brown does "Incredible Change-Bots 3" soon. I'm a lifelong Transformers fan and ICB is the most spot-on parody I've ever read.

Backstreetboys!

So when is the five-disc re-release of The Clash's "Cut The Crap" coming out?

This might be the one advantage of going down to a Miami Marlins game—they'd probably have a kickass Latin band.

Hopefully this will lead the way to Jeff Wayne making it into the Hall of Fame soon.

It's not just Liefeld; he was just the symbol of all the bad decisions DC has been making. Also, while "Hawkman" was tanking, "Deathstroke" was doing okay and "Grifter" was brilliant.

Dark Reign required the entire non-superhuman Marvel Universe to be made up entirely of morons, but in exchange, we got a bunch of good stories and Norman Osborn (who I contend shouldn't have been brought back in the first place) got a long-overdue ass-kicking in "Siege".

Don't forget the Marvel Book of the Dead and Inactive. If you want a good laugh, go back and read that and see how many "dead" heroes have been brought back.

Marvel NOW! has had far more hits than misses for me. "Avengers Arena" and the X-Force titles didn't do it for me, but I can chalk that up to personal taste. I never thought I'd see books like "Daredevil" and "Hawkeye" come from a major publisher.

Only in the Jemas/Quesada period could you have Grant Morrison's "New X-Men" and Chuck Austen's "Uncanny X-Men" coming out at the same time. It's the widest quality gap of any two titles in a franchise that I've ever experienced. (And yes, I know NXM has its haters, and I have my own critiques of it, but compare "Here…

Make sure to go back and read Joe Kelly's run. His Deadpool material is still magical all these years later, and it's one of the few times that Ed McGuiness' art actually helps with the storytelling. Plus there's Pete Woods drawing Deadpool into a classic issue of Spider-Man.

This is the best part of the new Simpsons area at Universal Studios—now they can have "Treehouse of Terror"-themed haunted houses for Halloween Horror Nights. All I'm saying is that I need an ironic donut hell haunted house.

No, the trouble really began when we started telling people that we descended from monkeys.