The only sympathetic character in the entire series.

Chris Cooper and Robert Patrick as disapproving gay dads? Pardon me, I need to go write that screenplay…

Yeah, I think they might loop around themselves.

Oh please let Newt use the words "sanctity of marriage" at least once on the show. I want to see how far my eyes can roll back into my sockets.

I love "Legendary Weapons of China". I wish real martial arts tournaments worked so that there were walls of weapons so you could constantly trade off mid-fight.

Looks like someone should've used Wu Tang Financial to handle their tax affairs. I hear they ain't nothin' to fuck with.

I can imagine Bob Benson singing "I Believe In You" to himself a la J Pierpont Finch.

I'm surprised that Josie (both series), Speed Buggy and Jabberjaw had such short runs. I always thought they went on for years like Scooby-Doo did.

Fun bit of trivia: one of the back-up singers on "Mr. Popeil" is Lisa Popeil, Ron's daughter.

The gigantic shoulderpads Al wears whenever he performs "Dog Eat Dog" (in homage to David Byrne's own white suit) are easily my favorite costume of his.

This entire list could be cases from "She-Hulk", but I have to bring up one of the greatest stories from that title: Spider-Man suing J. Jonah Jameson for slander. Because he's black.

The Orthodox girl is named "Chanel"? I could see that name for a Reform girl (I met at least two Brooklynns in NFTY back in the day), but Orthodox? That's bizarre.

If we're talking cartoon crushes, then Princess Jasmine tops the list.

I was six when Power Rangers debuted, so like Noah, I fell in love with Amy Jo Johnson at a young age. That's a crush I'm definitely not ashamed of—she's still gorgeous. I still can't watch Flashpoint without waiting for Jules to morph, though.

Special cameo appearance by Tuvok from "Star Trek Voyager".

Keep filming, assholes!

Rifftrax did it hilariously at one of their live screenings (I think it was "Jack the Giant Killer", but it might have been "Birdemic"). Unscramble "Blil Pnmaull" to get "Bill Paxton".

*tries to join in, but voice box explodes, forcing Jim Cummings to take over last few lyrics*

Would it be too obvious to cast Sofia Vergara as Latina Joan?

I know how you feel. My real name is Doug and I grew up in the 90s.