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You destroyed Cancer's awful dick! Good!

@Captain Dada Probably this vaguely foreign looking dude, right?

It's my party, I'll wank if I want to.

DC rejected a Paul Pope Kamandi all-ages comic earlier this year because they "only publish comics for 45 year olds" (direct DiDio quotation). So yeah, the New 52 is too dark and edgy (read: nineties Marvel) these days.

V for Vacation.

From what I can tell he very much does not like being the man. Oh, and I've quit drinking in public. Too many… Problems.

Thanks, I'll keep the less paranoid advice in mind.

Not a problem! I thought everyone knew me by now so I didn't say that I'm a cisdude.

I wish I knew it was okay to accept yourself, and not to be afraid to admit your sexuality and gender identity. But if anyone told me that, I'd ignore them, because I was a teenage boy (still am for two months).

Oh please, you've seen worse.

You can wash under it in the shower! There's no reason, bar spiritual, to cut the foreskin off. There are no health benefits, if anything, there are health risks from the surgery. Waste of a perfectly good dick.

@unicyclistperiscopes:disqus Yeah, that'll work. Hi I'm Donal/Domnhall, ignore the Irishest name ever, I work for the PSNI.

Urgh, circumcision is the worst.

Loony is most probable, I mean, you've seen my comments. How can anyone find *that* attractive.

@avclub-e9a31138d9c1040eb526f6ca6761e58b:disqus Yeah, I'm close to Belfast. Probably going to go to Belfast and not Ardglass. Can't drive, and my type would not be welcome there.

"Then go home by yourself and masturbate furiously until you fall asleep."
I do that anyway.

Obama Fried Chicken seems a little racist.

When the man is the PSNI, yes.

1) Pepper spray is illegal here. 2) He's the one more likely to have a purse. Thanks for the advice though!