Stun guns are not available to the public in Northern Ireland.

Having sex with a HIV+ person is not "literally risking [your] life". There's always protection, and with modern medication the viral load is often small.
You're not fucking a circular saw.

"Since guys don't have perfect mental control over the dick."

Yeah, sure, I actually need advice this week. I was messaged by a ridiculously cute guy on a dating site, and since I haven't properly dated in nearly two years I have no idea how to proceed. He initiated contact so I assume he'd be okay with meeting.

I've done it and I wouldn't be able to legally drink in the US.

Cargo shorts? That's more 1998-2003.

From Spaced 201: "As far as [Marsha's] concerned [Tim] and Daisy are professional couple, although that's not really important anymore."

That is a big name.

English (poorly) and Spanish (very poorly).

To be fair, this doesn't mean it's a good come on.

He's just an ordinary guy saying what we're all thinking though.

thnaks bb

He was registered to (and was banned from) Stormfront.

That's unfair, English is his second language.

"Smoething Quirky" and "Stephenr77".

This is how I feel.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DkAt…

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DkAt… apologies for the lack of audio quality, new microphone doesn't arrive until tomorrow.

MY WHOLE BRAIN IS OKAY WITH THIS

Oh, I'm aware it's all clearly prosthetics, I mean the boobies are sub Total Recall, but I still fell for the click bait.